I just watched Zootopia

phantastic1daf:

and I realized that Judy’s playlist is fILLED WITH ANIMAL PUNS

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HYENA GOMEZ

nanakorobiyaokii:

they look like doting parents to their ‘in state of rebellion’ child xDD

10knotes:

My favorite scene

nosensecoffee:

aminaabramovic:

who else feels like tumblr is a dying platform and it’s the virtual equivalent of being at the club still when it’s about to close in 15 minutes

that’s how it felt when i signed up in 2011 and my sorry ass is still here. the club’s been closed. they locked the doors from the outside now we stuck here forever

being a DM in dnd like

esmiedo:

esmiedo:

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@helpicantthinkofaurl

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I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that. 

kamisartvonkunst:

Doodles and practice~

The first one is a design for that one random victuuri au.It’s Victor as a casual prince or something who has magical tears lol

rubynrags:

what you think your d&d party looks like

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what it actually looks like

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plastidecor:

michellechang:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

michellechang:

mrwisdom9:

michellechang:

michellechang:

nintendo be like: here’s our hd renders for the princesses!

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But honestly FUCK DAISY! I HATE THAT ANNOYING BITCH

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Daisy sucks and is just a recolor of peach i dont make the rules

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okay but this Nolan guy must be pretty blind to think that daisy is just a recolor of peach, like man have you seen her design? let me show you what a recolor is:

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THIS is how an actual recolored peach looks like

its from smash 2p colors selection.

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Now is we look at them from side to side, we can point out a lot of differences:

  • the hair: Peach’s is longer than Daisy’s, and their fringes are very different.
  • the face shape: Peach having a more slim face while daisy is rounder
  • the features:
    • Peach has a small mouth with plump lips and smaller round eyes.
    • Daisy has bigger eyes that are a bit sharper than Peach’s, her mouth is bigger and has smaller lips.
    • Both of them have a different number of eyelashes too, which are a good design choice since they also help you see the eye shape even better. 
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(^^^This is the most recent image of Daisy, from the line stickers set Super Mario’s Relaxing Life. Id like thank Nintendo for making Daisy’s skin tanner and making me love her even more.)

Now for the clothes, if you count daisy’s design as a recolor of peach because of similarities in the outfits then i’m sorry but you’re legally obligated to call Luigi a recolor of Mario, because they’re literally wearing the same outfit with differences in the colors. But you sure call Luigi his own character, right? 

Mario and Luigi had this iconic look for many many years, we like it, love it, and no one ever complained.

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Meanwhile, Peach and Daisy might have a very similar dress, but each one have smaller details in their outfit choices, like an extra frill at the bottom of Daisy’s dress, Peach having arm length gloves and Daisy’s are hand length. The neck of daisy’s dress was designed to imitate the petals of daisies, and finally  their jewels, The crown is mandatory princess protocol, and while peach goes for a more simple design Daisy’s jewels are shaped like flowers to make justice to her own name (and because she also loves flowers).

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To finish this off, if you use the excuse “mario and luigi are brothers!!!! brothers can dress the same if they want, its not weird” you need to consider that Daisy is Peache’s cousin, this is officially mentioned in the Prima Guide for Mario Kart Wii, which are approved and licenced by Nintendobut it hasn’t been addressed in games yet. When i was a kid i used to dress exactly the same as my cousin when i visited her, we loved to match clothes and it was fun, Mario and Luigi are adults and still matching clothes together, so there’s no reason why Peach and Daisy can’t match.
And that’s it, here’s a funfact daisy’s kingdom is right by the beach so she represents the sun that shines in our hearts alright thanks for reading bye!

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

washedup-mid-life-lesbian:

a-splash-of-stucky:

piefacemcgee:

caedmonfaith:

dayofthedoodles:

caedmonfaith:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

therealfeedback:

iheartmoonlight:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray


Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.

His erection springs free. Holy cow!

Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

“His eyebrows widened”

- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

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I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

I nearly peed.

YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW

Y’know what? This makes me feel a hell of a lot better about the quality of my writing 😂 😂

This is a confidence boost!! 🙌😂😂

death-by-lulz:

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

do-you-even-kakashi:

iminato:

inner-sakura:

shannaringan:

brbrestoringtheuchihaclan:

lawtrafalgars:

sexgetsu:

kiseryoutavevo:

yamatoesies:

sharingays:

lawtrafalgars:

*makes cup of ramen* i’m naruto uzumaki…

*leaves the village* i’m sasuke uchiha

*reads porn* i’m kakashi hatake

*punches wall* i’m sakura haruno

*draws a dick* i’m sai

*dies twice* i’m itachi uchiha

*destroys konoha* I’m pein

*appears 600+ chapters later and claims throne of ultimate villainness making no sense at all* i’m kaguya

*disappears for 400 chapters* i’m yamato

*dies then resurrected and loses both arms* i’m minato namikaze

*builds a sandcastle* i’m gaara

feministmagicalgirl:

egalitarian-princess:

Maybe that person you called racist or homophobic or accused or being sexist is secretly breaking down inside. Maybe they’re crying as they see your hate. Maybe they have feelings just like you 

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I don’t care.

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hashagi:

I have a lot of problems with Link’s inability to swim for more than 5 seconds 

EDIT yes I put the link on the Link. Am I funny yet.